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Why you should procrastinate

  1. Your heart beats faster. Higher heartrate equals to exercise done to heart. People who exercise are healthy people. You become healthier!
  2. You drink more coffee in order to attempt to stay up. More coffee = more liquids. Therefore, you fulfill your quota of water intake for the day.
  3. You become instant friends with other people who procrastinate. If you finished your work early, you'd probably make more enemies, instead. Conclusion: your social life gets better!
  4. Make-up concealers become tops on your must-get-items list. You bring profits to the cosmetics industry, therefore profiting the economy.
  5. You don't reply friends' emails for ages. As they say, absence makes the heart grow fonder. By not replying instantly, people think of you more often (whether they are thoughts of evil or not doesn't matter...at least they are thinking of you). It definitely strengthens ties.
  6. You use more perfume because you don't have time to bathe. Hence again, you are benefiting the economy.
  7. You delegate more work to your assistant CG leader. You are helping him to develop into becoming a great leader. It is a guaranteed investment!
  8. You kick yourself 10 times for not starting earlier. Therefore, toning thigh and calf muscles.
  9. You wear spectacles, grandfather slippers, forget to comb your hair and not brush your teeth. This is perfect training for identifying with the poor and homeless. You are definitely on the way to becoming an effective charity-worker.
  10. You pray more frequently (and more desperately). God would definitely be pleased. =P

serena!!!! u are so going to get it from me!!!!! =P

-AhChai

wow...i Had no idea how much THE ECONOMY cld benefit fr one person'd procrastination! And who'd hv thought coffee=water?! I shlda used THIS instead 4 my public speaking persuasive!
u know, i cld rain on ur parade (coz i hv a rebutal for almost everything) but since obviously it's at THAT time of the sem, i'll be considerate and let you hv ur fun=)
just don't forget to breathe.

Also, when we procrastinate, we tend to achieve great things we wouldn't do otherwise!

haha ... good to see that you're still alive

welcome back!!
=)

LOL!

Good one :) I am still working on my philosophy, just started :P

procrastinating teaches you how to a lot of work in a short amount of time (efficiency increases drastically!) =D hahahaha, yes, it's concluded that procrastinating is good!

WOW... i was writing something about procrastination, and am surely going to link to this post! such thoughtful writing! now.. how long did it take genius?

:p

haha..now got more reasons for me to be a better procrastinator =P

HAHAHA.....

looks like I am a living testimony of it. I even took so long to reply your comments.

A big HELLO you all! yes, it's been awhile eh? =)

sexy: and how is that gonna happen? =)

navee: now, it wouldn't be fun if you did that right? =P the fun was in the ridiculous justifications that i gave. altho, i think some could've been more ridiculous. =P

ephez: actually, i dun think that one works for me. i am not a good last-minute worker. but still i don't learn. sigh...

shungz: hiya! of coz i'm alive. did adeline fwd an email to u from me? i dun seem to hv yr email add.

celestine: thank God it's over! =)

gracie:haha..refer to comment to ephez. why? coz i'm not a workaholic like u! =P

astrorat: actually, in abt 15mins? was just simply typing away la...and please, what an honour to get mr. Genius himself visit my blog! =P would u like a drink? or some coffee?

ruth:haha...nah,u better not learn bad habits from me. make sure when you enter college, you don't or you'll suffer... =)

No? So you don't clean your room, read the whole newspaper, organise your shoes?

means you sent an email to me??
cos I dun remember getting any emails from you ...

u want my email??

shungz: yes please. =) thanks.

ephez: huh? not always, tho.

lol hillarious!! How i wish i could benefit from procrastination... Trying to comfort yerself aint gonna help much .. kkekekee :P

I emailed the hotmail account u use for your msn la. Don't have others.

=)

Hahaha!!i totally agree with u!..
Procrasinating is a good thing lolz

miss ya!
muacks*

but i am in college now...just need to get into a uni ..lolx..
but on a whole being a procrastinator is good in certain ways haha..

Hey Na,

Long time no see. Your hiatus was quite ill-timed, as we in Adelaide were unable to keep in touch with the going-ons in KL from the inside.

Anyway, I just want to drop by to say that I'm now blogging again, or at least trying to. I actually dedicated my blog to procrastination. Hehe.

Well, have a read. But I must warn you though; it has been made known that my blog is not an easy read like yours. You have been warned...

yep, its true. i knew i made the right decision last nite. lol

ahaha.. coffee please... hahaha.. what nonsense.. i ll be trembling of fear as you bring it over :p *ittt sss itsss itsss serenaa…*

and i always read ure blog.. :p

astrorat: haha...let's stop the intimidation game la. i'm not scared and you're not scared ok? =)


chanelle: hey!! how're you? yup, yup, we cud all use a lil procrastination anytime huh? say hi to ur mum for me. thanks!


charming chiam...how're u? long time no see hor? =P and yes, readin yr blog requires some intelligence...i'm afraid dat evn i find some difficulty ustg. i tink i need a dictionary nex time...hehe.


ruth: hehe....sry ya?


noelle: hey babe. got yr photo...thx!


shungz: got the email?


bernard: thx! well, comfort is better thn nothin... ;)

i love this!!! such an insightful piece of work! i shall frame it....

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